Heavytoe by Justin D'Agostino

There is a man named
        Gordon Heavytoe.
He is a conversationalist.
Once, when he was walking
                 home,
He fell because he forgot
     to lift his mind above
         a stone.
Now, when he is conversing
  he tells people about the stone,
and how it rose to meet him.
that freezing night
       beside his ghost.